OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
My English teacher made me sit next to this weird kid in 9th grade, and we found out that we had the same birthday and liked a lot of the same stuff. For a while, we had this whole conspiracy going on about how my mom and her dad did the Parent Trap thing and my dad and her mom were in on it. But yeah, we’ve been best friends for like three years now because apparently my English teacher thought it would be funny to make the two quietest kids in the class partners.
Avatar? You mean with the blue peop-
Why am I sleeping in class you ask? Well, I’ll give you a hint; it’s 1 am on a Thursday and I’m watching Holy Musical B@man! again.
Well somebody finally gets it!
Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.
WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO??
some school in another dimension where people understand the importance of a proper education and not just grades
When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info
IM CHOKING ON TERIYAKI CHICKEN IN PUBLIC JESUS CHRIST
this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk
I will never not reblog this.
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL